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#11
You know, we could keep this thread going if we just keep posting to it.

   
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John

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#12
A guy was going fishing early one Sunday morning.  No one was on the road, so when he came to the stop sign at the end of his street, he just glanced left and slid around the corner without stopping.  A few seconds later, there were lights flashing in his rearview mirror.

He got out of the car and demanded to know why he had been pulled over.

"Sir, did you see that stop sign?"

"Yes, I did, but no one was on the street, so I just slowed down and turned."

"The sign said Stop."

"But no one was coming!  Why couldn't I just slow down?"

The cop looks at him for a few seconds, then reaches out with his clipboard and starts tapping the man on the top of the head.

"Hey, stop that!" the man said, backing up.

"Stop?  You want me to stop?  Or do you want me to slow down?"
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#13
For those here obsessed with stealth.  Buy a flatbed trailer and build one of these on it.

   
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#14
So very true... [Image: 271d50f8bb16c10f6ff9d8ade7354e18.jpg]

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#15
This is actually Queen and our other female members. 

   
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#16
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(04-16-2017, 05:47 PM)Gunny Wrote: Two completely different pictures but both cracked me up.. Doesn't take much I have to admit.

Rob

Good one GUNNY.  VETS would GLADLY sit in those comfy UNITED seats versus the red seats in C130 and a pchute at the back unfit for women.
Tongue Those ARE chocolate drops, go ahead, taste them Tongue
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#17
Rob - LOL!! Close but not quite.


This is me at that age:

[Image: Mickey1_zps42da0c8f.jpg]



[Image: Mickey3_zps85020bfe.jpg]
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(04-18-2017, 10:07 PM)TrainChaser Wrote: A guy was going fishing early one Sunday morning.  No one was on the road, so when he came to the stop sign at the end of his street, he just glanced left and slid around the corner without stopping.  A few seconds later, there were lights flashing in his rearview mirror.

He got out of the car and demanded to know why he had been pulled over.

"Sir, did you see that stop sign?"

"Yes, I did, but no one was on the street, so I just slowed down and turned."

"The sign said Stop."

"But no one was coming!  Why couldn't I just slow down?"

The cop looks at him for a few seconds, then reaches out with his clipboard and starts tapping the man on the top of the head.

"Hey, stop that!" the man said, backing up.

"Stop?  You want me to stop?  Or do you want me to slow down?"

My driver's ed teacher used to say "S-T-O-P does not spell hesitate!"
My goal is to create a life I don't need a vacation from.
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#19
I meant to type 'for' Queen. I was going thru some military humor and it just struck me about you saying you served.

Rob
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#20
Wish I had a pic or two from the Army, but they are long gone.
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