You Ain't Right Club

[GotSmart]

 you're just supposed to enjoy life and do whatever you really need to do while being slightly intoxicated."


Slightly is a state of mind.  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

From the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.
— Suggestions 1:1

"Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two.
— Slackers 1:51–52