06-02-2017, 09:53 PM
you're just supposed to enjoy life and do whatever you really need to do while being slightly intoxicated."
Slightly is a state of mind.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
From the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Slightly is a state of mind.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
From the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Quote:I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.
— Suggestions 1:1
Quote:"Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two.
— Slackers 1:51–52
Trouble rather a tiger in his lair than a sage at his books. To you kingdoms and armies are mighty and enduring, to him they are toys of the moment, to be overturned with the flick of a finger. G Dickson.