You Ain't Right Club

[Optimistic Paranoid]

NOW.......... as for the old guy running while wearing a thong:  There was (maybe still is) an old geezer in Chehalis, WA, who used to jog around town wearing nothing but a thong.  He even made the local newspaper (the one that sometimes gets the lottery numbers wrong).  No one ever said WHY he did this, unless he thought he was showing off.  If he's still around, go ahead and send him a Stinkin' Badge so he can join the club -- I think he probably earned it.

Did he look something like this?