You Ain't Right Club

[Ballenxj]

as a child i was treed twice,once by a pack of wild dogs and once crossing a field by a giant billy goat,the thing was vicious,reared up 6 feet tall and charged me,had to break out the juke moves,the spin moves and up a maple i went,a couple hours later the adults notice i was missing and when they found me the goat attacked them,took 3 guys kicking the crap out it before it retreated

Sounds to me like that goat should get a badge, cuz that definitely wasn't right. Well, at least it got it's crap kicked out of it.