You Ain't Right Club

[Van Man Dave]

I, VanManDave/akaThe Holy Mascot/aka Baldy, hereby, do solemnly swear, to The Wierdo Overlord, and to all club members, to serve and to protect, in good faith, honesty, courage and justice, the sacred virtues of all that ain't right to the very best of my abilities. 

Attested, duly sworn, signed and sealed, on this second day of August, the year of our wierd overlord, two thousand and seventeen.


-Be it known that I do not take the honor of two badges lightly. Twill be an awesome burden to bear, but I'm willing to carry them with humble pride and dignity!  

Proud to be Ain't Right!