You Ain't Right Club

[pnolans]

But the best one I heard was for my son's first Halloween.  I got dressed up to take my infant son, and 9-year old daughter, trick or treating.  My costume, which the wife and I put together, was half-Hunchback of Notre Dame and half-Wolfman!  My next door neighbor , an honest to GOD good old boy, said, "Boy, you goinna get Dog-Bit!" ... I felt like that was the reward, right there.  An Oscar couldn't have made me prouder.   And then when some of the other mothers told me they were going to call the Sheriff, cause adults weren't supposed to wear costumes, I replied, 
"Go ahead!  1.  who said I'm an adult?  2.  What costume?"   
That was like getting 2 Oscars!  I couldn't have been prouder.  



Pat

I can't believe I found this picture!!!!