You Ain't Right Club

[Gary68]

for honking my horn??? i think not,it takes more then that to get a badge so i submit this

early 80's subaru,good car,coming home i suddenly started to feel a vibration in the front,hit the brakes and the vibration turned in to a hard wiggle
got out and my passengers side tire was at an angle,jacked it up and the large nut that holds the halfshaft,brakes,wheel bearing was striped
went in the back,grabbed my hammer,a 16 penny duplex and pounded it through the cotter pin hole,drove it up and down a small mountain range and then 15 miles home with a nail holding my tire on

or

when i was 12ish,me and my cousin make a deal for most of his star wars cards,then later he had a change of heart and told the grown ups that i took them so they confiscated most of my cards and give them to him,rage,i laid in waiting for the perfect moment
that moment came when he thought he was stronger than me,bench press,i suck but put up everything i could,he had no chance,got maybe halfway up then back on his chest at which time i wipped it out and pee'd all over him cursing about the cards,when the grown ups found out the truth about the cards was revealed,still got in trouble but oh well

(This post was last modified: 08-04-2017, 07:36 PM by Gary68.)