08-08-2017, 08:08 AM
I've been lied to...
This morning I took a trip to the St. Louis zoo and was really enjoying it when I ran across something that I thought was just not right.
On further inspection and by reading the plaque I find that this statue, displayed in the middle of the zoo, has been there since forever and I suppose is considered perfectly normal or it wouldn't be there, right?
This means that, since I assumed and have been led to believe this was a part of a woman's privileges, I now find out it was the monkey's job the whole time! What the hell! Look, I'm not complaining or anything I just don't want to be lied to!
Have I been made a monkey of my whole life?
![[Image: f88dfb65a8495806ab1398c332cf0038.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/f88dfb65a8495806ab1398c332cf0038.jpg)
Are you kidding me?
![[Image: 6db1b99774aa85ce75149c686e6cd7e1.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/6db1b99774aa85ce75149c686e6cd7e1.jpg)
![[Image: e7594d54d678bb73ad4212a5e9fa43cf.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/e7594d54d678bb73ad4212a5e9fa43cf.jpg)
I've been told this was a monkey hug... WHA? WHA? WHAT?
This sure ain't how I give monkeys hugs.. can nobody see a difference??? Am I missing something? This ain't right! THIS is how you hug a monkey:
![[Image: dbdccbfa434e3572912174a0a3448ce4.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/dbdccbfa434e3572912174a0a3448ce4.jpg)
Is this a relative of yours Beastmaster?
This morning I took a trip to the St. Louis zoo and was really enjoying it when I ran across something that I thought was just not right.
On further inspection and by reading the plaque I find that this statue, displayed in the middle of the zoo, has been there since forever and I suppose is considered perfectly normal or it wouldn't be there, right?
This means that, since I assumed and have been led to believe this was a part of a woman's privileges, I now find out it was the monkey's job the whole time! What the hell! Look, I'm not complaining or anything I just don't want to be lied to!
Have I been made a monkey of my whole life?
![[Image: f88dfb65a8495806ab1398c332cf0038.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/f88dfb65a8495806ab1398c332cf0038.jpg)
Are you kidding me?
![[Image: 6db1b99774aa85ce75149c686e6cd7e1.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/6db1b99774aa85ce75149c686e6cd7e1.jpg)
![[Image: e7594d54d678bb73ad4212a5e9fa43cf.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/e7594d54d678bb73ad4212a5e9fa43cf.jpg)
I've been told this was a monkey hug... WHA? WHA? WHAT?
This sure ain't how I give monkeys hugs.. can nobody see a difference??? Am I missing something? This ain't right! THIS is how you hug a monkey:
![[Image: dbdccbfa434e3572912174a0a3448ce4.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170808/dbdccbfa434e3572912174a0a3448ce4.jpg)
Is this a relative of yours Beastmaster?
(This post was last modified: 08-08-2017, 08:13 AM by Cammalu.)
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