You Ain't Right Club

[bullfrog]

Howz about 
"half a bubble off of plumb"
"2 bricks shy of a load"
"100 yards short of runway"
"The elevator don't go to the top floor"

I've heard a lot more , since I fit those descriptions, but my memory ain't what it used to be. 

Pat

My wife goes for surgery this month to have metal pins attached to her skull so that a new kind of hearing aid can be attached and she will hear via vibrations thru her skull.  I told her today soon it will really be possible for her to " have a loose screw ".