You Ain't Right Club

[pnolans]

Ain't the sharpest tool in the bucket. 



And the one my father always used.  "You would complain if you got kicked in the butt with a gold slipper."  

I've heard the sharpest tool one a lot, and yes, pointed at me!  

and I like the quote from your Dad! 

My Dad once told someone that I "never made a nickel that I didn't spend a dime"!   That's my Dad!  

Pat