You Ain't Right Club

[GotSmart]

And now to Masterplumber.  

The man that has so many jobs that have made many peope say the magic words.  "Now that aint right." You have been a building inspector.     Camped with many teenage sugered up kids   enouraged your own children to find the most non traditional means of living possible,    and traveles with a huge wolfie dog that talks and complains.  Most of all, for skipping the best thing on this forum.  THIS STINKIN THREAD!  Then there is the constantly going out of your way to help everyone.  

I have your number ~~~    

You are such the shining example of humanity that YOU AIN"T RIGHT!  And niether is your dog or your son Ben.     If only there was a cash award to go with this "honor" you would get the largest award possible.  
I now award you with not only a STINKIN BADGE, but the rare FULL MONTE badge for knowing the secret words.  A speach is required, or I will post your address with the caption "Puppies Wanted."