You Ain't Right Club

[mert6706]

So.... Mert -- are you gonna ask her to come along next time?

Just tell her to shut up and do while aiming a container of pepper spray at her.

Are ya kiddin me? No next time for yadayadayada with me. But pepper spray is a great suggestion, much less apt to get me in trouble than smothering her in her sleep. Why didn't I think of that?! Going to keep it on hand for the next time daughter decides to invite other parties along, or maybe I'll just say you'all go on and have a great time as I kick back on the patio with a glass of alcoholic something, some good music and enjoy the otherwise blessed SILENCE!!