09-26-2019, 05:09 PM
Went under the knife early this A.M. I am now Home and I am High. I am sure the pain will soon come. The nurse suggested to stay off the internet in case I order a Bentley to convert into mobile living. I will keep my promise. Maybe Just a Porsche Cayenne wouldn't hurt. My son is marinating a flank steak with my secret recipe for fajitas. My son is going to pull the tubes in my head tomorrow. I test drove my face in the mirror when I got home. No monocle needed. Might wear one anyways. The nurse actually, thought I was a senior male model ( this was before I was high) I told her I was a hand model for liver spot ads in magazines. She was a cutie so I figured she was an expert lol. She also also asked what gender I identified as, and if I wanted to be referred to as he or she. Kind of took me by surprise. I answered her, with a first name Like Elmer I highly doubt it. She giggled and said she rather liked the name Elmer. ( I wondered if she has been dipping into the OXY, for all accounts of this questioning.) What a guy has to go through to get one of the best surgeons in the country. By the way I recommend the Red Jello post Op, of course along with the Starbucks mineral water. Harbor View Trauma Center was a great experience. Can't wait to look at this post later.
Lackadaisically Energetic.
Got one of them thar Smelly Broaches.