You Ain't Right Club

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Went under the knife early this A.M. I am now Home and I am High.  I am sure the pain will soon come. The nurse suggested to stay off the internet in case I order a Bentley to convert into mobile living.  I will keep my promise. Maybe Just a Porsche Cayenne wouldn't hurt.  My son is marinating a flank steak with my secret recipe for fajitas. My son is going to pull the tubes in my head tomorrow. I test drove my face in the mirror when I got home. No monocle needed. Might wear one anyways. The nurse actually, thought I was a senior male model ( this was before I was high) I told her I was a hand model for liver spot ads in magazines. She was a cutie so I figured she was an expert lol. She also also asked what gender I identified as, and if I wanted to be referred to as he or she. Kind of took me by surprise. I answered her, with a first name Like Elmer I highly doubt it. She giggled and said she rather liked the name Elmer. ( I wondered if she has been dipping into the OXY, for all accounts of this questioning.) What a guy has to go through to get one of the best surgeons in the country. By the way I recommend the Red Jello post Op, of course along with the Starbucks mineral water. Harbor View Trauma Center was a great experience. Can't wait to look at this post later.

if I had known you were in Seattle I would have brought you flowers and an ice pack  
Tubes in your head? Sounds like a serious surgery, no wonder you are experiencing hallucinations about being able to make nurses giggle and even go so far as to thinking one said they like the name Elmer and that you were a male model to boot, Those are some seriously good drugs they gave you. Maybe you should get an ongoing prescription but they are probably on one of those list where you only get to try it but not buy it.
 
What else did they implant in there? 

Do hope your healing period is both quick and relatively painless,